Talk Show Analysis
Written on December 31, 2002 at 11:13 a.m.

What Kind of FLIRT are you?
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Hmm....interesting. Yes, I am a goofball, and yes, I love to have attention, so yes. That's me. Right on target!
I want to eat...eat...eat....apples and bananas
I want to ate...ate...ate....aypples and banaynays
I want to eet...eet...eet....eeples and baneenees
I want to ite...ite...ite....ipples and baniyniys
I want to ote...ote...ote....opples and banonos
I want to oot...oot...oot...oooples and boonoonoos
Ta daaaa!!
God, I'm so lame.
Have you ever noticed that talkshows always have the same shows over and over again. But with different people. Like, on Maury, he's always doing paternity test results. "You are NOT the father" (Audience: *gasps* Whoaaaa!!) On Jerry Springer, I'm sure you know what's gonna happen. If you get called to go on Jerry Springer, then your significant other is one of the following:
a)Cheating on you
b)Not really what sex they told you they were
c)Likes massive group orgys
d)A prostitute/hooker/whore/nympho
e)Gay or Lesbian
On Ricki Lake, someone either has a crush on you, or they've lost a massive amount of weight and wants to show off to you. If you're on Jenny Jones, you're gettin a makeover. Or you'll be confronted by your High School classmate whom you used to bully. Montell, well....if you're on Montell, don't expect to be talking much because he loves to hear the sound of his own voice. He never lets you say more than 2 sentences. And he's always interrupting. And Oprah, well, just expect to be taking notes because you'll probably get a mini Martha Stewart lesson, or Dr. Phil will be on. But since Dr. Phil has his own show, then those Dr. Phil sightings will be limited.
*End of Talk Show Analysis/Rant*
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