Okay. I changed my layout. Again. But this time, I'm keeping it this way. And this time there won't be any confusion with the links. Yay!!

I didn't feel like starting from scratch, so I used the same coding as my Finch layout, but changed the images and links. Obviously. I hope you like The Ataris!!

Dude, I'm so unbelievably bored right now. I have a million things I could do, but don't really feel like doing any of them. I mean, I want to do them, but then again, I don't. Know what I mean?

I think I'll go read. That sounds quite relaxing.

Cookie got me addicted to The Brendan Leonard Show. Yay for cute guys being funny!

Gah! I feel that my entries have been lacking lately. I'm having this long-term brain fart. Maybe Gas-X will do the trick.

Speaking of Gas-X, Jennifer and I did a commercial for it in one of our English projects. We did this talk show and our guests were characters from The Crucible. It was quite funny. Anyways, we did a bunch of stupid commercials for the talk show. Like Gas-X.

Okay, let me explain this one part. I have this keychain of a piggy, and when you squeeze the piggy and look at it's butt, this goo stuff pops out. So, I put the pig in front of the camera, made a fart noise, and Mr. Pig says, "Oh my gosh, I don't feel so good." Jennifer says, "Mr. Pig, have you been constipated?" Mr. Pig says, "Yes." Jennifer says, "Try Gas-X. Gas-X relieves pressure, bloating, and any discomfort you may have." Mr. Pig goes, "Yay!" and then does a little pig squeal. It's quite fun to watch on video.

We also did a commercial for Powerpuff Girls, Disney, ALL detergent, and a commercial to clone pigs. That one was one of my favorites.

I had Mr. Pig sitting on the bed, and I say, "3...2...1...Clone him!!" and I put this glowing pen I had over him, while making a zapping sound, and Mr. Pig squeals. And the next shot is of Mr. Pig on his side (dead). I say, "We've now developed a new cloning device called Clone-a-Pig. As you can see, our experiment did not go very well." Then I film Jennifer wearing pig ears (when I went to Disney a while ago, I bought a headband of Piglet ears). "But if you ever need to go to a costume party, you know who to call! Call 1-800-123-PIG! That's 1-800-123-P-I-G!"

Okay. Nevermind. You just have to see this video. If I could figure out a way to put it on the computer, I would. Maybe one day I'll figure that out. But for now, you'll just have to use your imagination.

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my music: "Eight of Nine" by The Ataris

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